JOKE 2:Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.

JOKE 3:Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.

JOKE 4:Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.

JOKE 5:Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.

JOKE 6:Yo mama so skinny, she can hoo-la hoop a cheerio.

JOKE 7:Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

JOKE 8:Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

JOKE 9:Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!

JOKE 10:Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

JOKE 11:Your Mom is so short you can see her feet in her drivers license photo!

JOKE 12:Your mom's so poor I walked in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.

JOKE 13:Your Mom is so poor she can't afford free samples.

JOKE 14:Your Mom is so poor, she borrows money from homeless people.

JOKE 15:Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels. ON AND OFF