You're
a Redneck If...Joke 1:Taking your wife on a
cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
Joke 2:You think the OJ Trial is a Sunkist
and Minutemaid taste test.
Joke 3:You've got more than one brother named
'Bobby Joe'.
Joke 4:The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors
Joke 5:You've been married three times and
still have the same in-laws.
Joke 6:You lit a match in the bathroom and
your house exploded right off it's wheels.
Joke 7:You carried a fishing pole into Sea
World.
Joke 8:You think loading
the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Joke 9:You
take your dog for a walk and you both use the
same tree.
Joke 10:You
can entertain yourself for more than an hour
with a fly swatter.
Joke 11:You
burn your yard rather than mow it.
Joke 12:You
think fast food is hitting a deer at 100 km/hr.
Joke 13:You
have used a rag for a gas cap.
Joke 14:Your
house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
Joke 15:You
wonder how service stations keep their restrooms
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