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JOKE 1:okay every time i use this line i
get slapped and i dunno why, even on msn i get blocked..
"the word today is legs, lets go back to
my place and spread the word" lol
nah im kiddin i never use that - ME JOKE 2:This describes
someone uhh, jus read the quote
"he's a fat ugly asshole who's seed should
be whiped of the planet....4ever"
- private
JOKE 3:Alrite this is what u get when ur high
"Oh, n by da way, just remember that
wherever u go, there u are" - I
dunno dis person but i have the quote
JOKE 4:Okay if you the person i said this to u know im just
kiddin lol
"oh ya? Well I gotta drink 20 beers to
make you look good!" - ME
JOKE 5:okay i dunt care if you dunt find dis jokes but i
fuckin break out laughin everytim i think about it
"oh that fuckin ho"
- David
JOKE 6:I never talked to anyone who changed topics from no
where to turkeys
"so wat i blew a fuse and decided to
discuss turkeys lol.................i had my reasons tho lol its
a long story" - Alisia and then
later started talking about racoons
JOKE 7: Talkin about farmers man u kno what dats just
"pure trailer park"
- Paolo
JOKE 8:
JOKE 9:Talkin to
Mitas ah yea man dis guy is jks
Mitas: were is
cheddarr
Mitas: is he pettin
the one eyed snake again
Alex: Paolos here
mitas: sort of
speakkkkkkk
mitas: tell him to
blaze a hoe bag
Alex: yo jus come and
reach our gates
mitas:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeell of course
mitas: i will engage
and reach play some ball
JOKE 10: its always nice to c some1 watchin over me n telling
me not 2 kill myself
"alrighty :P ttyl bye byes have fun dont
kill yourself" - Jessica
JOKE 11:maybe she was
rite...
Alex: FINE I'll go
jump off a bridge now
Jessica: GO AHEAD!
Alex: FINE
Alex SEE YOU IN HELL
Alex: BYE
JOKE 12:dis an old one but its for all the idiots out dere i
dedicate dis one to you "you
special child, so special, oh oh, watch the door, you have to
open it before you walk through it... yes very good, welcome to
special ed, for special kids like you!"
- ME
JOKE 13:Long time ago
convo with Karla
Karla: can u teach me
how to drive
Karla: or at least
run over people?
Alex: OHH YES
Alex: i CAN teach you
to be a pro
Alex: "Lesson 1 : How
to drive on the sidewalk correctly"
Karla: LMAO
Alex: "Lesson 2 : How
to hit pedestrians that try to dodge the car"
JOKE 14:haha my next door neighbours house was for sale and
had an open house and "I
think I scared one family away, they came to the open house with
their kids, and me and Paolo walk out "fucking... ahh fuck
that..." LOL" - ME
JOKE 15:now i dunno why i said this but
"it was always my life long dream to have
a sink in my display pic" - ME |
