JOKE 2:What is the similarity between a smart blond, Santa and the tooth fairy?
They are all make believe.

JOKE 3:Why did the blond climb on the roof?
She heard that drinks were on the house.

JOKE 4:What do you call a blond with a half brain?
Gifted.

JOKE 5:How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... blondes will screw anything.

JOKE 6:What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

JOKE 7: How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

JOKE 8:What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial intelligence.

JOKE 9:Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?
She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.

JOKE 10:How is a blonde like a doorknob?
Everybody gets a turn.

JOKE 11:What do blondes do in the morning?
Get up and go home.

JOKE 12:Why did the blonde get fired from the m & m factory?
She threw out all the ones with w's.

JOKE 13:Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Red means stop.

JOKE 14:Why don't blondes like vibrators?
They're hard on their teeth.